Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there's no signs of life there.
Ghost sit around campfires telling Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a nightlight because he's afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.
Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris . . . the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Chuck Norris once had a role in Star Wars . . . he was the force
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you can feel it.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Chuck Norris watched the landing on the moon from his summer home on Mars.
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris' little sister is Batman.
Chuck Norris once had a wrestling match with Superman... the looser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris had a stare down with the sun, and he won.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Just a few more to add to your collection!
--kelley
I don't get why people like Chuck Norris so much! I watched one movie with him in it. It was a Bruce Lee movie, they fought against each other and Bruce Lee won! I don't get it!!
ReplyDeletehaha, no one likes him for his movies! they just like telling the jokes!!
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