Guosim (Guerilla Union of Shrews in Mossflower) Chant

Guosim! Guosim!
Sail 'im, dip 'im, douse 'im
If'n you see a shrew in river or stream,
Who can jump like a trout an' swim like a bream,
Fight like a pike an' sing like a lark,
An' paddle a boat from dawn 'til dark...
Yer lookin' at a Guosim!
O Guosim! Guosim!
Sail 'im, dip 'im, douse 'im
If'n you see a shrew who c'n cook up a stew,
Brew dark beer an' bake bread too,
An' bend 'is back an' pull an oar,
Row all day an' shout fer more...
Yer lookin' at a Guosim!
O Guosim! Guosim!
Sail 'im, dip 'im, douse 'im
Not an otter or waterdog,
No nor a spiky ole 'edge'og,
Even a warty toad or frog,
So it's three cheers for our Log a Log!
We're Guosim Guosim Guosim!