Baseball Season

It's a 3-4 season so far. My last game is tonight and we're playing Pizza Hut! Hopefully I'm going to pitch. If not, I'll probably be catcher, 3rd baseman, or outfielder. I'm one of those "play where I'm needed the most" guys. Wish me luck!!! "Take me out to the ball game . . . "

LEGO Genius

Nathan Sawaya's LEGO sculptures

My new favorite picture. :P

Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin: Do you think there's and Evil Santa?
Hobbes: An Evil Santa?
Calvin: Yeah, like Santa's deranged twin brother, or something! He'd make toys for all the bad boys and girls. Evil Santa would give all the dangerous, annoying, and corrupting toys your parents won't allow!
Hobbes: And if you're good?
Calvin: He punishes you with shirts and underwear.

Snow!

We were coming back from Arkansas for Thanksgiving when we were greeted with snow in Memphis! Papa would turn on the bright head lights and we could see it coming down so fast that you couldn't keep an eye on one for more than a second (probably because we were driving, but . . . ) Tuesday morning, the ground was white with snow in some places but only for a few hours. It melted really fast.

Barefoot ultimate

I figured something out Tuesday: If you play ultimate frisbee barefoot for four or five hours, it wears out you legs a lot faster than playing with shoes on. (and your feet are filthy and stinky once your though) (and you have a big appitite)

Stormtroopers

Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there's no signs of life there.

Ghost sit around campfires telling Chuck Norris stories.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a nightlight because he's afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck


Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.


Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris . . . the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.


Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.


Chuck Norris once had a role in Star Wars . . . he was the force


When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you can feel it.


Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.


Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.


Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.


Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.


Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.


Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.


Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready


Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.


Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter